indigo-raine:
One direction maths song <3
(via 1dyeahbuddie)
How Liam Payne was Made
God: Alright
God: Here we go
God: One cup of sugar to keep him sweet
God: A gallon of talent
God: Two cups manliness
God: This one's gonna have abs to rival mine
God: Okay and now just a teaspoon of cuteness
God: *accidentally spills entire universe's supply of cuteness in*
God: oops
*1D take you on stage during a concert*
1D: What's your name?
Me: My Future Wife.
1D: Everybody meet My Future Wife!
Me:
1D:
Audience:
My parents:
Obama:
Aliens:
1D: oh wait..
Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Katniss: ...
